How to Fix the Deficit

The State of Washington has figured out a way to fix the deficit.  Tax our constitutional rights.  They’ve put a $25 tax on guns and a tax on bullets, so that’s taxing our 2nd amendment rights.  But that’s just a start. Let’s look a few more amendments:

1st:  Tax free speech.  If you want to say something publicly, you must pay a tax.  I should have to pay a tax for this blog.

3rd:  Don’t want your home used as a military barracks?  Pay a tax.

4th:  Pay up or the police can raid your home and do full body cavity searches whenever they feel like it.

5th:  Relying on the 5th amendment to not be forced to testify against yourself?  Pay a tax or lose the right.

6th :  Tax the right to counsel.  If you hire a lawyer, you must pay a tax.  This could be huge.

7th:  You want a jury trial?  Pay a tax

8th:  You don’t want to be subject to cruel and unusual punishment?  Pay a tax or it’s the “rack” for you.

9th:  Pay a tax or the govt will take away other, unnamed rights.

13th:  You don’t want to be a slave?  Pay up.

14th:  Pay a tax if you want to be a citizen

15th:  If you’re black and want to vote, pay a tax

19th:  If you’re a woman and want to vote, pay up

It’s interesting that until Washington State, no one thought of this, so I can’t take credit.

 

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